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Div Demotivational Poster


FACEPALM -


TAGS: diving board pool
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Bull

Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:27 pm
OUCH! Painful to look at, but hilarious at the same time!
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
BUHAHAHAHA!!


SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




Call Me Weird -


TAGS: nonconformism individual vs crowd
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:49 am
i am too :) lol


5 People Of Different Races -


TAGS: racial relations diversity color people
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:19 pm
True... But a definite sign of a more sophisticated culture is NOT celebrating criminal actions.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:42 am
Race is not an indication of class.
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:55 am
Having friends from all different walks of life, that's normal, right? Good one GB! 5L!
Bandit5906 - October 29, 2015, 11:38 am
It happens every day, but the news media won't report what doesn't fit their model!


BLACK HOLES - are where God divided by zero.




IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... - .....people learn not to divide by zero starting at a young age




OH SHIT... - Who the hell divided by zero?


TAGS: armageddon divide zero warp hole
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by jimmyman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 9:32 am
see?
Timpora - September 9, 2009, 3:38 am
Oh snap that Lake Berryessa


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: reasons for divorce holy crap
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
... I'm not allowed to have play dates at the house anymore.
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
Reminds me of the time I brought the bike in the house. Can't remember why, maybe I was drunk at the time, but it left a spot. My wife made a comment about the mark and my buddy said, "Ya, like every good woman...Bone's bike will leave a spot."...
lechacal - July 26, 2011, 3:47 pm
Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit. I've heard 3 or 4 different versiosn of this urban legend.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
Mustang...I don't have $400,000 for a Cobra. Mama pissed cause she wanted a Caddy STSv that her friend was selling, but I bought this instead. Guess I'll have to find a girl friend now....LMFAO
Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
Shelby.. as in Mustang... or as in Cobra?
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:38 pm
So I see...We should tale gate! I'll bring the Shelby down I just picked up!
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
fyi Bone.. my Colorado Buffalos play OSU and USC this year in football.. both on probation. won't effect the outcome one bit
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:05 pm
them bones them bones


DIVERSITY - With GM technology, nothing is impossible.


TAGS: unicorn meat gm technology diversity
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 9:39 am
it's written "product of Ireland" XD
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:54 am
Where can I get some?


COMPROMISE -


TAGS: closet space marriage divorce half hers
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:17 pm
5L for annoying and demotivational truth. The "his" side was too large, though.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:37 pm
so true 5L
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:19 am

this image is the story of my life
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 3:53 pm
happens at work too.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:32 pm
perfect!


MY EX-WIFE -


TAGS: marchallenge divorce exwife
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - July 4, 2010, 10:12 am

It was planning the wedding part for me.
dude304 - March 22, 2010, 2:00 pm
nice man this one is sooo funny
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:00 pm
FTW!!! It was my mother-in-law on my part. 5 torturous L's !!!


THE HARD PART IS WAY BEFORE COURT -


TAGS: divorce
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - October 29, 2011, 6:41 pm
Sad but so true.
jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:48 am
Word
mariand - October 28, 2011, 4:05 am
just great
rondollins1 - October 28, 2011, 2:56 am
A true marriage doesn't begin with anxiety...
house - October 28, 2011, 2:06 am
all too true !!!


D I V O R C E - Sometimes, it's just too expensive.


TAGS: dark divorce burial
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by ShallowGrave

Sean - March 4, 2011, 5:16 pm
even if she did take my best pig away from me in the settlement.
Sean - March 4, 2011, 5:15 pm
Been there ... looking for truffles I mean as a way to earn some extra money for a good divorce lawyer. Then I lost my best truffling pig in the settlement ... so, then I went back there ... while I was training a new pig. Damn I miss that old sow ...
conrad23 - March 4, 2011, 4:39 am
wowit so BUSTED
spacedog - March 3, 2011, 6:59 pm
Excellence.


KARMA - Yeah the ex wife got the Porsche in the divorce, but somehow the universe tends to even things out in the end


TAGS: divorce
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Doug

Ozbad - February 1, 2012, 6:49 pm
likely still a virgin..
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 8:11 pm
Obviously the Timmy who voted 1L has never been divorced, or married for that matter.


CELEBRATE DIVERSITY -


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get shot if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind fuck posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release button springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.


INDIVIDUALITY VS CONFORMITY -


TAGS: individuality conformity childhood loner lonliness
Rating: 4.93/5

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MashiMashi - September 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
It's bette to be BATMAN!!


DIVORCE - You take the car, I'll take the truck.




SKY DIVING RULES TO LIVE BY -


TAGS: parachute skydive army
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am
oops,, sorry bout the misspell of MPsniper. Apologies.
RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am
MPdsniper... thanks for the memories. Have not heard/seen it in many years.
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 3:03 am
Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo, Meee
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 3:33 pm
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door. Jump right out and count to four.
MPsniper - July 29, 2011, 3:24 pm
port chalk, stand UP... starboard chalk, stand UP... hook UP... check equipment & sound off... stand in the DOOR.... 30 seconds.........
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:23 pm
lol... 5 prayers for you


Alone -


TAGS: individuality loneliness huxley
Rating: 4.7/5

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Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 9:54 pm

these just keep getting better.


SOCIETY -


TAGS: society adventure concept reality individual
Rating: 4.44/5

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Rick69 - June 30, 2012, 9:40 am
Merci Gary... And that's also an interesting thought, Emil... Never really thought about that... Thanks for that...
EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 12:24 am
The dotted line down the middle of the highway is a mental concept too, but it seems to work.
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 7:13 pm
Looks like yer trend is workin’ out jus’ fine, jus’ fine indeed


ONE LOVE -


TAGS: world racism religion diversity peace
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:55 am
Because too many out there take things way to personal


DIVORCE - Instead of getting married, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a house.


TAGS: marriage divorce house
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by suzieq

Bucketheadsdad - January 16, 2012, 9:17 pm
I've also heard the comedian Gary Mule Deer discuss this as well.
djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 10:20 pm
LOL! Been there. FWIW, that tagline is based (nothing wrong with that) on a quote by Lewis Grizzard, though also plagiarized (and more famously known) by Rod Steward. Aces on the execution!


MARINE BIOLOGY - Sea World biologists attempted the first ever whale circumcision. The job required four skin divers.


TAGS: whale circumcision fore skin divers
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:26 pm
Ha! You should post this at "Where the PUN is" too.


THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTS - One photoshopped picture and you have another conspiracy theory on your hands


TAGS: osama photoshopped scuba diving
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

tellitlikeitis - May 5, 2011, 9:15 pm
Truly good. 5 l's.
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:25 pm

how do we tie aliens into this.
pudgytroll - May 5, 2011, 2:48 pm
so very true...


AMERICA - Our diversity is what makes us so awesome!


TAGS: america usa diversity win
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Whoa! I said this? Must've been one of those days I forgot to take my meds that filter my thoughts.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:09 pm
California being the "life of the party" explain5 why NOTHING gets done here; legally, businesslike, or otherwise. Augh!
SqueegeeDinoToy - January 23, 2012, 11:12 pm
Snow!
falloutghoul - November 27, 2011, 9:17 am
I'm where they make cheese!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:29 am
You can go ahead an' put me down in tha hot & drunk category


YOU DON'T NEED A PARACHUTE -


TAGS: skydiving parachute
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - February 4, 2011, 1:35 pm
This is beautiful. Poetry even.
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 1:16 pm
Life lessons at motifake. Thanks Airman.


JOKES ON HER - I got the half that runs.


TAGS: joke her half car divorce
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

RonE - May 13, 2012, 6:08 am
only.... if it is front wheel drive. moti... nice sentiment.
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 1:01 am
Recipe: add 1 fuel tank & 2 industrial caster wheels. Crank up the tunes and go for a spin. If James Bond can do it, so can a redneck.
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 11:44 pm
And that Don is the irony and she got the rear tires too :)
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:11 pm
I have a question, how can you make it run when she got the part with the gas tank???
dy2012 - May 12, 2012, 4:55 pm
nice hehe I posted this one in pinterest and they repinned it for 26x times in just an hour


1 / 0 - kill 'm all, let the Deity of your personal Belief sort them out




1950'S VALUES -


TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by suenero

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the therapeutic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic


BAD DAY -


TAGS: skydiving airplane
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by bassman007

bassman007 - September 22, 2011, 11:57 am
found it on the world wide web :)
NumberXIII - September 22, 2011, 10:20 am
OMG 5 Skydivers for you! I literally laughed out loud looking at this and startled my roommate. Where'd you get the picture??


NOTAM... NOTICE TO AIRMAN -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: love complexity layers onion divorce
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

huuddathoughtit - June 30, 2011, 3:12 am
Marriage is the leading cause of divorce
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:52 pm
And a positive spin on it-- tears of happiness and freedom!
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:31 pm
Perfect.
AdmiralAckbar - October 19, 2010, 7:01 pm
yepper,says it all.
Neener - October 19, 2010, 1:49 pm
This is a masterpiece!
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 1:40 pm

argh....my life summed up in one motifake. 5L....with sad realization
Airman - October 19, 2010, 1:05 pm
yep
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 11:45 am
Good one.
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 10:01 am
5L
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 9:09 am
Wow, that brought tears to my eyes. 5 Vidalias
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2010, 8:39 am
Beautiful. 5L


MEXICAN STANDOFF -


TAGS: mexican standoff diver shark bet
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:52 pm
yupp I agree Face..seen it
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:37 pm
Damnitt this is a copy and paste from another site as well.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage divorce death lucky
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Arkot

tellitlikeitis - January 15, 2011, 6:27 pm
Yeah, life insurance!
Cubbybear - January 15, 2011, 5:34 pm
Love the poster. I would have done the text in red. 5L


CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR - Sometimes the one wish granted is the one you regret the most.


TAGS: divorce single
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by aggressiveneutrality

aggressiveneutrality - October 1, 2012, 6:11 pm
Very true Mariand
mariand - October 1, 2012, 5:52 pm
true...but not only for the tags you mention it.
aggressiveneutrality - October 1, 2012, 12:22 pm
thank you!
maoworks2 - October 1, 2012, 11:30 am
Well Said !


YOU SUCK - even diving boards hate you


TAGS: diving board
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by jordan

TigerKid - January 2, 2009, 11:12 pm
Again...HA HA! One of my favorites
TigerKid - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
LOL!
RnR - July 21, 2008, 6:56 am
ouch, must have hurt


DIVORCE LAWYERS - They're just vultures in a suit.




THE GREAT DIVIDE -


TAGS: divide
Rating: 4.85/5

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IT'S SO SIMPLE -


TAGS: love story divorce say sorry
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by caveman

Greybeard - May 11, 2014, 12:22 am
Ha Ha Ha. Awesome... :)


INDIVIDUALITY: - When you're the only one doing it.


TAGS: individuality
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Chrismania

Chrismania - February 2, 2012, 2:23 pm
I'm gonna go with Teeth hahaha
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:03 pm
nose job would be a good start, but then what ?


WANTED -




D I V O R C E - Ahnold-Style! What man didn't cheer?


TAGS: divorce
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

sickartist - March 23, 2010, 8:40 am
Applaud? I wanted to make it a repeating loop. 5L


MATH -


TAGS: add subtract divide and multiply
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:07 pm
Cute.


MADONNA - The divorce is taking its toll.


TAGS: madonna mad onna divorce tina turner ugly crazy
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

spacedog - February 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
Sorry. *Beeeeyooooooooooooooond
spacedog - February 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
"All we want is to graze beyond..."
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
"We don't need another Lameoooooooooooooooo"
Densaku - February 26, 2010, 7:45 pm
"We don't need another zeeeeroooo......"
Woodywood03a - August 14, 2009, 8:47 pm
This is a crazy place to hang out. Oh yeah, I need to speak to Arrogant Knight..... alone.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:45 pm
I only just found out now.... That seriously sucks. :(
rerun - August 14, 2009, 8:39 pm

then AK must be moved by tghe loss of the great Les Paul.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:38 pm
She's amsome....pause......awwwwww!
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:36 pm
A truly funny observation.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:34 pm
Actually my funny GF pointed that out....I can't take credit....she's funnier than me...
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:32 pm
Oh, because of the jet, and the waterskier... That's funny.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:30 pm
Mine's a jet....ski!
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
Used to be....
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
Close up of a guitar bridge... Uhh... Hardcore guitar porn?
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:28 pm
Sleep if for the sleepy. mo, are you a boy?
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:28 pm
OK AK....wtf is your avatar picture of?
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:26 pm
See there's your problem... You don't need sleep. SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:26 pm
By the looks of it....her hair....
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:25 pm
sleeping.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:24 pm
You only realised this now? The fuck have you been doing?
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:21 pm
you guys are actually pretty quick witted. You amuse me. ^_^
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:19 pm
*Snicker* I still love that joke...
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
Yeah, take a load off....you could start with them extensions....'cause seriously honey? Those arm bands with that microphone?
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
Oh lighten up.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
LOL MO.
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 8:11 pm
Yeah. hilarious :|
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:10 pm
Uh-mazing. Seriously, Bria, what happened?
MO - August 14, 2009, 8:10 pm
Actually this IS Bria, after just a few short years of subjecting herself to Motifake at such an early age......too soon??
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:09 pm
I know, huh?
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 8:08 pm
*Gasp*
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:07 pm
Bria gets it!
BriaHere - August 14, 2009, 7:57 pm
Yes guest, and that's the joke.
guest - August 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
thats tina turner lol
Mike N Ike - August 11, 2009, 2:17 pm
I'd hit it!...With a spiked bat, until it stopped moving.
BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 5:38 am
Lmao Deltabob, "a parody of herself" I love it. She really needs to know when to stop, so does Madonna for that matter, nobody wants to see her crotch.
Woodywood03a - July 28, 2009, 11:39 pm
My god man!!! I don't care what the score is, you sir..... has failed.
Sean - December 22, 2008, 5:03 pm
I wish. * sigh *
Fatty - December 22, 2008, 4:48 pm
That makes sence... 'cause that's got to be a rubber mask.
Sean - December 19, 2008, 8:13 pm
Oh, and I was SUPPOSED to be Petula Clark. Like WTF? Madaonna? Tina Turner? HUH?
Sean - December 19, 2008, 8:12 pm
OK, very funny someone. HA HA. But I will say this in my own defense ... it was Halloween, and I did win first place in the "pop diva" division of the costume contest. So choke on it, dudes and dudettes!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 12:25 am
Oh no, tell me that's not actually Tina Turner!
Scorpio7 - December 5, 2008, 2:05 pm
If that's Madonna, then I am Moses!


CROWD-ROLLING - fasten your seat-belt!


TAGS: wheelchair stage dive
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by forseti

TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 8:04 pm
Excellent Fishing around Lake of the woods.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 8:00 pm
Im on the Winnipeg river, Pointe du bois is the first dam on it. if you go upstream from there you hit lake of the woods
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
Can you get onto the wpg river?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
I just finished my 15 page research paper and knocked off my other assignments early in the term. fishing season starts early in Ontario and i can make it there in my boat
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:49 pm
I wish I had so much time. Two term papers, and two major projects due on the last week.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:47 pm
I just finished my last paper so i got nothing to do but party till exams.totally pumped!
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:46 pm
I know the feeling Canada. Seeing Amon Amarth on one of my last days of classes. I'll be bruised, battered, and hungover. Finals, here I come.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:42 pm
5 Finger death punch! its the perfect venue too, almost all of it is floor.
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm
Who you going to see?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm
Im pumped for Saturday. I love crowd surfing and i LOVE mosh pits
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Careful don't drop him, you wouldn't want him to end up in a whee.... nevermind


FEARLESS BASTARD - ... Because it's Wayne Rooney, nuff' said.




DIVIDED ATTENTION - Doesn't always work


TAGS: divided attention
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by Sez

:~] - July 20, 2008, 2:13 pm
Mmm Yummy! I luv finger sandwhiches!
... - July 15, 2008, 8:23 pm
Sweet, I want a knife that sharp... Hell, I wish I knew People that sharp...
philip mascal - June 22, 2008, 8:39 pm
FUCK YA!
SHARONDA99 - May 10, 2008, 5:54 pm
I know that's fake, but it still hurts to look at it!


OH SHIT!!! - You divided by zero, didn't you?


TAGS: divide by zero
Rating: 1.59/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 9:34 am
sick.
CraigR - April 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
my bad


ALL IN THE FAMILY -




SOME PIERCINGS... - May not be intended to show your individuality but to highlight your stupidity...


TAGS: may not be intended to show your individuality
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Chef

R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 10:49 am
Isn't there ALWAYS booze invoved?
mike34 - June 3, 2010, 9:38 am
You've nailed it. 5l
rerun - June 2, 2010, 7:49 pm

Man, I just get home and log on to this.....I think I need a drink
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:51 pm
That is probably a VERY interesting story... Burning G. I. Joe, board with nail, 15 year old Jake, was there booze involved?
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:49 pm
The hole in my foot was cauterized, so it didn't heal up for almost a year!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:46 pm
And that was when G.I. Joe was BIG! That was alot of burning plastic!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:44 pm
I stepped on a nail attached to a board that was holding up a burning G.I.Joe when I was 15...it was the quickest way to put out the fire when my mom came home...the burning plastic was the worst part...
Airman - June 2, 2010, 6:40 pm
saw this and flashed back to stepping on a big nail when I was 12. It came through my tennis shoe, through my foot and stuck out the top about 6 inches. I sat down and grabbed the board and it was out in .4 seconds. The tetanus shot was the worst part.
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:35 pm
That makes me hurt just thinking about it.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:34 pm
Oh...okay then... At least I didn't use the fencepost-in-the-groin picture!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:32 pm
I think you freaked him out.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:31 pm
What does THAT mean?
motifake - June 2, 2010, 6:26 pm

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MUFF DIVERS - Have no sense of smell


TAGS: muff diving
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:17 pm
They shouldn't be smelly. Broaden your search.


NINJA-PIRATE - You divided by zero, didn't you?




INDIVIDUALITY - Sometimes standing out from the crowd means your more likely to get picked


TAGS: individuality
Rating: 4.86/5

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Demo33 - June 7, 2011, 3:19 pm
Not to be applied to hostage situations.
tellitlikeitis - June 5, 2011, 8:27 pm
Very nice... I'm thinking either get picked in a positive way, or get picked on in a negative way. 5 L's.


ALCOHOL - Celebrate Diversity




PSYCHOLOGY - I was recently asked if I had any psychological problems? I replied, " No I divorced her 12 years ago. "


TAGS: blz divorce
Rating: 4.77/5

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BLZ - January 9, 2012, 7:01 am
I might add, I believe I passed that exam : )


NEVER WAKE A SLEEPING PRINCESS! -


TAGS: diva beauty rest sleep cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

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Produceman117 - July 11, 2010, 3:56 am
Very cool.
vasilache - July 8, 2010, 8:37 am
@faceplant you mean Lady Gaga?
Reality Lord - July 7, 2010, 11:26 pm

i swear to god man...5L's don't do it for this. awesome!
Derek - July 7, 2010, 6:21 pm
Her name is China
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
one of your best cubster! 5L!
Cubbybear - July 7, 2010, 5:09 pm
Snow is the fairest one of all
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 4:03 pm
AMSOME! Kinda looks like Marilyn Manson's sister tho?
Cubbybear - July 7, 2010, 3:38 pm
Thank you sir
sickartist - July 7, 2010, 3:02 pm
Niiiiiiice! 5L


INDIVIDUALISM - is the pink car in the middle, that can only go forward. Just like everyone else.


TAGS: individual conformity
Rating: 4.56/5

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FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 11:55 am
OMFG!!!! And that's just to the PICTURE, for this non-American! But, yeah - like it!
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 4:42 pm
g55d one Monk :)
Sho - February 9, 2012, 7:53 am
Qmao


CLEARNESS -


TAGS: life time wife revenge divorce dear john
Rating: 3.18/5

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Word construction fascist - March 27, 2009, 12:05 pm
The word you're looking for is clarity.


DIVORCE VS ANNULMENT -




YOUR CHEATIN HEART -




SCREWING AROUND -


TAGS: divorce cubby
Rating: 4.96/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:53 am
nice. 5l's


THE FIRST WIVES CLUB -




G·A·Y D·I·V·O·R·C·E - SHAKE IT OFF YOU BIG SISSY




ZEN TEACHINGS SKYDIVER -


TAGS: fail skydiving zen
Rating: 4.38/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 12:32 pm

ty ice
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:36 pm
Nice one RL. 5L


CHILDREN -




JUST WONDERING - If they get divorced are they still brother and sister?


TAGS: nailer redneck divorce
Rating: 4.17/5

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Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:48 am
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? Either way, someone's loosing a trailer!
forseti - September 10, 2010, 4:19 am
funny idea, but i really don't like this bad shopped pictures. 3L
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:04 am
Funny! Now, just stop loading the queue with a lot of half-hearted posters, and stick to the great ones... you don't have to submit everything you think of. Be your own critic first. 5L


DOGGY STYLE V 2.0 -




DIVORCE -


TAGS: marriage divorce
Rating: 4.06/5

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Bovee - March 8, 2010, 4:09 pm
5 good reasons to cheat. i mean i love you baby.
Derek - March 8, 2010, 2:56 pm
All the elements = 5L


FAMOUS LAST WORDS - OK little fishy, smile and show me your teeth...




DIVERSITY -




END ZONE SEATS - Not only less expensive, but also great for seeing the plays unfold


TAGS: diving board ninja
Rating: 4.48/5

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dave - February 9, 2010, 9:13 pm
SWEET
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
Nice. 5L.


GLOBAL WARMING -


TAGS: snorkel dive fishing snow
Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:45 pm
Without "then", this is aces.


PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - Bulimia + Gymnastics = Toilet Diving. I give her a 9.7




HAPPY - are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.


TAGS: cliff diving dream happy price
Rating: 4/5

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dy2012 - April 17, 2012, 3:42 am
if you just heard it, quote it!Do not own it!
Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:47 am
I didn't know who it was from.. my friend just told me it and he said go for it when I asked if he was gonna make something for it on Motifake.
Sho - April 16, 2012, 4:27 pm
Uthon dont forget to quote your caption. Nice research dy2012.... >_>
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:50 pm
the most demotivating in life is copying and never look back!
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 2:40 pm
quoted from Leon Suenens
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 2:40 pm
quoted from Leon Suenens


CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR -


TAGS: divorce challenge
Rating: 3.95/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 6:19 am
i wouldn't want this car if it was complete... 5L ;)
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 6:06 am

yup...n1 james.
jameswnash - September 12, 2010, 10:23 pm
Thank you, I shall try to maintain!
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 9:52 pm
these last few have been top quality nash. kepp it up. 5L's
CANADA - September 12, 2010, 9:47 pm
LMAO! I know a guy who did that to all the furniture in the house with a chainsaw
5150monkeylove - September 12, 2010, 9:46 pm
5L!


PERSONAL AD: - Recent divorcee seeking kind man who likes slow walks on the beach, romantic dinners, and slashing my ex-husband's tires. But I'm not bitter. REALLY! WHY? WHAT DID HE TELL YOU?!




DIVORCE -


TAGS: divorce
Rating: 2.08/5

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Krissie - October 20, 2009, 10:58 am
I beg to differ. My ex DIDNT have ANY money to take. Come to think of it, he didnt have any genitals either, HA!
Derek - October 4, 2009, 9:49 pm
This is why studying her mother rather than her "epic boobs" etc is a good idea.


PARACHUTES -




SHATTERED -


TAGS: divorce leaving children
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - October 4, 2012, 10:50 pm
Thank You. You have alot of great posters also.
Sho - October 4, 2012, 10:35 am
Love your style. 5L


FRANK ON DIVORCE -


TAGS: marchallenge divorce sinatra
Rating: 4.6/5

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spacedog - March 22, 2010, 6:20 pm
Nice one sick, the 5Lady is a tramp.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 5:29 pm
that's only in Maine
Derek - March 22, 2010, 5:27 pm
Perhaps the arch should read "Divorce your hated one with dignity"


MARITAL BONDAGE -




DIFFERENT -


TAGS: different people race individuality all the same
Rating: 4.4/5

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Hawamleh - January 7, 2013, 8:07 am
Woah this is old.. how did this end up here on the frontpage ? ?
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 4:04 pm
thanks
forseti - October 10, 2010, 8:22 am
I love the idea. 5L
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 7:45 am
Oh,Ok.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:17 pm
Sorry, Hammy. Saw one just like this on Despair.com two years ago, but they used a snowflake instead.


SOME PEOPLE - If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you.




DIVORCE - The Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.


TAGS: divorce
Rating: 3.67/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 8:21 pm

lol...nice


ALTERNATIVE AT ANY PRICE - Like Mainstream - But Worse




ELEPHANTS - because mfflmf fglrm fflrgl mmfgffmrfdf


TAGS: lets go elephant diving
Rating: 3.21/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - December 21, 2009, 8:31 pm
That is giving an enema of an entirely different magnitude.


HAPPY SPIDER! - Ironically, he's going through a pretty rough divorce now and his cancer has returned.


TAGS: happy spider irony depression divorce cancer sad arachnid
Rating: 2.81/5

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Haarakkon - May 15, 2009, 10:57 am
I never thought I'd envy the Praying Mantis males, but I have to rethink that position now, MWLF.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 15, 2009, 1:50 am
Yeah, child support is a bitch when you're an insect. That and buying birthday gifts for the duomillituplets.
MO - May 12, 2009, 9:51 pm
Not to mention now he's gonna leave behind 2,500 curtain climbers.
Sean - May 12, 2009, 2:56 pm
My cancer lied to me. She claimed to be a libra.
Fatty - May 12, 2009, 2:39 pm
+5 Bulgy! Good'un


OH SHI- - Someone divided by zero!


TAGS: tunnel celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv oh shi shit divide divided by zero
Rating: 2.17/5

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stickyninja - August 19, 2009, 3:52 am
looks like someone devided by zero


INDIVIDUALITY - Embrace it




WINNING -


TAGS: alien mice dive cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 20, 2010, 4:25 am
5 horney mice.


SENSIBILITY -




ALIMONY - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.


TAGS: alimony dead horse divorce sunny
Rating: 4.62/5

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Hawamleh - December 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
shit voted before I looked at the comment... shame
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 10:26 am
109249


HUMBLE -


TAGS: marriage nature beauty love divorce
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:34 pm
after the golf clap, I raise my ball and wave it at the crowd. Testicular cancer is no laughing matter.
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:49 pm
LOL!
Sean - December 6, 2010, 12:54 pm
*wipes tear, prepares to golf clap approvingly*
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 12:00 pm
Karmic backlashes are always appreciated.


THE POOL CALLED 'LIFE' - You can dangle your feet, afraid to let go of the edge... or you can dive in & enjoy it to the fullest.




DIVORCE - My Husband taught me Housekeeping. When I divorced him, I kept the house.




SAGE ADVICE - "Remember, if at first you don't succeed - never take up sky-diving." — Les Barker


TAGS: sky diving
Rating: 3.85/5

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Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 12:47 pm

meh...it happens....lol.
jackripper - July 30, 2010, 12:42 pm
Dang...sorry about that.
thatonechick - July 30, 2010, 12:15 pm
Haha, oops. LoL
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 12:02 pm

ummm.... poster 108215....lol. meh....it happens.


LOVE IS GRAND - Divorce is a 100 grand!




YOUR RELATIVES TO THE SOUTH -




SHOULD YOU GET DIVORCED -


TAGS: divorced list hookers
Rating: 3.73/5

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LogicDude - October 28, 2009, 7:11 am
LOL @ "Pre-Nump"...


BILINGUAL - '' I speak two languages, Body and English. '' (Mae West)


TAGS: life time diva mae west body female blonde
Rating: 3.46/5

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malvar62 - September 22, 2013, 12:47 pm
Where can i purchase this poster?


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